Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble, yeah.

(Source: zangela)

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I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

(Source: theoreticalpermaculture)

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Probably the best part of this episode.

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Are you trying to save my soul? 

Are you trying to save my soul? 

(Source: gothamashes)

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She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

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Michael Fassbender loves James McAvoy tongue. Graham Norton demands to see it.

Were you ready? Graham wasn’t ready. None of us were ready.

That’s not even it, dude.

*panties gone*

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